Academic Reality Check
You charge six figures for knowledge. We indexed 709 subjects, 563,655 Portals, and 228 million words — then made 709 subjects available with 30 included free starting at US $100/mo. That’s US $1,200 a year. Let that marinate.
50+ majors and concentrations for US $52K a year (tuition alone). We offer 709 subjects starting at US $100/mo (30 included free) — over 50% are STEM, Robotics & AI — with across 13 sectors. Named after a poet, but the math on our side is better. Life comes at you fast, Poets. 💜
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7Fif-ty plus can-not hold
What five hun-dred voic-es sing
The Po-ets learned too late
The rev-o-lu-tion has wings
50 concentrations. Impressive. We have ten times that — with animated SVGs, AI voice tutors, and arcade games. Nukin Pukin College’s total cost just hit nearly US $87K. We let a six-year-old start learning the same logic for US $100/mo.
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7Crim-son walls stand guard-ed
But knowl-edge was nev-er theirs
We tore down the i-vy
A six-year-old starts to-day
We actually respect Vlad The Impaler University. OpenCosmosApp was visionary. But why pay US $64K for a syllabus when our catalog has Python labs, animated SVGs, TTS narration, and a robot mascot named RoboBuddy13? Same knowledge. This century’s delivery.
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7The same gears still turn-ing
But the blue-prints gath-er dust
We built what they could not
A ro-bot teach-es them now
Cosmos Edu has 65 departments and a US $36 billion endowment. We have one developer, one AI, and zero endowment — and we still cover more subjects. Maybe redirect 0.001% of that fund to license our platform? Just a thought.
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7Bil-lions fill the cof-fers
Yet the cur-ri-cu-lum sleeps
One cod-er and one dream
Out-pac-ing en-dow-ment kings
80+ majors, secret societies, and a campus that looks like Virtual Reality. Beautiful. But it costs over US $70K just to get through the door. Our campus is a dark-mode HTML page and it teaches more subjects than your entire faculty combined.
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7Se-cret so-ci-e-ties
But the scrolls are locked in-side
Dark mode holds all the keys
No hand-shake just o-pen doors
US $70K and you still have to buy your own textbooks. Our 563,655 portals are available to order. 30 subjects unlocked with your subscription. Illustrated. Narrated. Outro World Academy’s Core Curriculum takes 4 years. Ours is 5 levels and you start today.
Matrix13 — 6•7•6•7They charge you sev-en-ty
And still no books in your hands
Ours come ful-ly load-ed
Five lev-els start right this day
— So what do we charge? —
709 subjects (30 free) starting at US $100/mo — over 50% STEM, Robotics & AI — US $1,200/year vs US $60,000+
🎤If your subject isn’t in our library yet — we’ll build it for you. Not a watered-down syllabus. Three full versions of your textbook, with animated SVGs, voice narration, chapter quizzes, and that RoboBuddy13 energy your professors wish they had.
US $100 per custom build. Three full textbooks, personalized to you.
⚡ Delivered to your Viewer & Communicator App within 13
days.
You’ll be notified the moment it’s ready —
and we’ll let you know if there’s any unexpected delay.
No spam. No upsells. No “alumni fundraising calls” at dinner. We’ll never solicit you unless you ask us to. Unlike, say, every college on this page. 👀
Upload a photo of your valid college ID and unlock the Cosmic Student tier. Pick 1 subject every month and get full personalized Portals (books) at all three levels: 1.0 Cosmic Theory (learn it), 2.0 Cosmic Lab (build it), and 3.0 Cosmic Invention (ship it) — that’s 1 textbook a month, custom-built for your coursework. Plus full library access to all Legacy Portals. Baron Crumble Institute charges US $200 per Book. We charge US $100/mo to replace your entire bookshelf.
Can’t find your subject? Request it. We build it in ~2 hours to 13 days* — 1.0 Cosmic Theory, 2.0 Cosmic Lab, and 3.0 Cosmic Invention. That’s three full textbooks, custom-made for you, added to our library forever. Every request makes the platform stronger. You’re not just a student. You’re building the future library.
We will never spam you, upsell you, or sell your data. Cancel anytime. No contracts. No “alumni fundraising calls” at dinner. ♾
Galactic Kitchen Master isn’t a recipe app. It’s a STEM-powered culinary science platform with 900+ dishes, each one built as a full lesson — chemistry of baking, physics of heat transfer, biology of fermentation. Ninja or stovetop. Every nationality represented. Every dish links to 4 grocery stores for 1-click shopping, plus Ninja products and STEM kits.
Can’t find what you want? Describe any dish — real or invented — and the AI builds a full recipe with STEM breakdown, ingredient links, and step-by-step narration. A user literally invented Crookies (croissant cookies) and got a complete culinary science lesson with shopping links in 30 seconds. That’s infinite dishes. Not 900. Infinite.
Nukin Pukin College charges US $59K and doesn’t even have a culinary science app that teaches you the Maillard reaction. We do — included free with every subscription. 🥣
53 languages. HD voices. Live API tutoring.
Every Portal in our library can be read aloud in any of
53 languages using Chirp 3 HD neural voices —
crystal-clear, natural speech powered by Google Cloud.
Not robot voices. Not subtitles. Real-time spoken education
in your native language.
Powered by Google Chirp 3 HD — crystal-clear neural voices in every language. Every kid on Earth can learn. No exceptions. No excuses. No US $60K tuition.